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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 31-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets. This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 5830 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 19392 comments. If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands. |
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Nothing Says "I Love You" Like Slicing Off Your JohnsonI don't even want to know what possessed this moron who, in an attempt to prove he was faithful to his wife, sliced off his manhood. Posted by Jake on 05/31/06 @ 10:00 AM
Posted in Weird | 4 Comments | Permalink Send to digg, facebook, twitter or reddit 4 CommentsDave Goodman said on 05/31/06 @ 11:10 AM:Yet another candidate for the Darwin award. Too bad he's already reproduced. monkeyinabox said on 05/31/06 @ 12:35 PM: Wouldn't divorce be less painful? :) Dave Goodman said on 05/31/06 @ 05:04 PM: No. ;) Forest said on 05/31/06 @ 06:08 PM: *sings* Things are sick and twisted from too much sun and Nazis. Sex, meth, and death fetishes, both of them have got these. Guarenteed not to bore ya, GERMANY or FLORIDA! Wait....Malaysia? How dare they. Good day! Post a comment |
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