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Alfred E. Bush? Posted by Jake on 05/25/06 @ 04:35 PM
Posted in Funny | 7 Comments | Permalink Submit to digg, del.icio.us, reddit, or stumbleupon 7 Commentsconor said on 05/26/06 @ 04:47 AM:hi my name is conor gay batts iam a single black man whos is gay my number is 555 2138 i love all men but i really realy really like boys about 5 or 4 years old thanks Scott said on 05/26/06 @ 08:43 AM: Judging from Conor's comment above, it looks like you are getting some new readers, Jake! Jake said on 05/26/06 @ 09:11 AM: [rolling eyes] Richy C. said on 05/26/06 @ 01:00 PM: Let's try that with punctuation: > Hi my name is conor. All good so far. > Gay Batts. Yes he does, and he's quite a good fielder at cricket as well. > I am a single black man. As opposed to you being a two black man which would just be poor grammar. > Whos is gay! I don't find Doctor Who is homosexual in anyway at all. > My number is 555 2138. So you live near Mt Olympus Motel do you? Do you know Roger Ozac? (http://home.earthlink.net/~mthyen/2000.html ) > I love all men. Good on you! There is so much hatred in the world nowadays, it's so rare to find somebody who loves people no matter what their creed, color or beliefs! > But "i really realy really like boys!" about 5 or 4 years old I think you'll find it goes "I really really want to a Zig-a-zig-ah"! I know the Spice Girls are "long-gone" (and it was slightly longer than 5 years ago), but to get their most famous lyric messed up - shame on you! > Thanks No, thank you for spending your valuable time commenting here! I'm just sorry I couldn't chat longer, but I've got these lovely Trolls to feed! Jake said on 05/26/06 @ 01:26 PM: HAHAHA....richy, you need to post replies to all the idiots who comment on posts all over this site -- you'd kill off weeks doing it, I'm sure. Me said on 05/27/06 @ 01:34 PM: Hmm, so your phone number is 555-2138, is it conor? According to my information (http://www.nationalnanpa.com/nas/public/form555MasterReport.do?method=display555MasterReport), that number has been reserved by one Dolores Sorg. Now, I don't know who Dolores Sorg is, but, just going from the name, that does not sound like a gay black man who 'really really really likes boys', and I dare say she would be most dipleased by someone who is claiming to be that giving out that phone number as theirs. yoleen said on 06/03/06 @ 11:19 AM: I thought his number was an inmate number! Post a comment |
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