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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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Being Buried In Snow Tends To Destroy Cell PhonesIt's always a joke around here in Sunriver (and Bend, too, but we do be more snow down here) that these large piles of snow that were created by the snow plows in the area are usually here until June. We had a pretty ugly winter down here, and there were some very tall piles of snow (some 10 feet tall, easily). They're just now totally melting off, and one of our maintenance folks were out where there used to be a very tall one, and found this on the ground next to the driveway of one of our homes:  That's the LCD of probably what used to be a decent Samsung SCH-A670 phone (photo taken with What I really need is a water balloon launcher or potato gun or something that I can launch this thing off the roof of my building and see what kind of abuse it can take. Posted by Jake on 04/25/06 @ 11:23 AM
Posted in Funny, Local, Obvious | 3 Comments | Permalink Submit to digg, del.icio.us, reddit, or stumbleupon 3 CommentsDave Goodman said on 04/25/06 @ 01:27 PM:We bought our house in December, and we've been joking that when the snow finally melted the bodies would start showing up. Well, today the last small patch of snow melted away, and we found no bodies. That's a good thing. :) Paul said on 04/26/06 @ 07:25 AM: I've got a potato cannon (aka spud gun). Drop by and give it a swing, Jake! Jake said on 04/26/06 @ 07:31 AM: You paying for the airline ticket, paul? ;-) Post a comment |
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