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MIAMI (Reuters) - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday.
One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.
Why the guy is a sick idiot, the women were equally as stupid for falling for it.
monkeyinabox said on 04/24/06 @ 08:31 AM: Now, why is it that I now can't get that Seinfeld episode out of my head where Kramer drives around in the car with the ASSMAN vanity plates?