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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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Worried About Your Girl Cheating On You?Then buy her some GPS-enabled panties and keep track of her. Posted by Jake on 04/18/06 @ 05:10 PM
Posted in Weird | 5 Comments | Permalink Submit to digg, del.icio.us, reddit, or stumbleupon 5 CommentsScott said on 04/19/06 @ 08:18 AM:Ah, if only those were real. Think they'd make a jock strap model? Evan said on 04/19/06 @ 09:57 AM: Its like OnStar for your bitch! monkeyinabox said on 04/20/06 @ 09:19 AM: This is even great for women who can't remember where they left their panties. Of course for any woman who's going to cheat, is she going to think.... "Hmmmm a good day for an affair, better wear my GPS panties!!!!" Cheryl Howard said on 04/20/06 @ 05:25 PM: Why oh why can't they create a gps locating device for my cars keys? Someone could make a freaking fortune with something actually useful. carlos said on 05/08/06 @ 02:48 PM: wat does it mean when a girl saids she loves you (jonh) but tells your best friend that she like jonh a lil bit and tells the best friend not to say anything but he tells jonh and saids he wont go out whith her. Post a comment |
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