UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands.
I think the headline on this post I just saw on BendBlogs pretty much explains it: "I love ninjas with all of my body, including my pee-pee." Whoa....
(And yes, it appears that person is no longer living in Bend, but has in the past. I'll leave it up there for a bit longer, but will probably pull it at some point).
Scott said on 03/23/06 @ 08:14 AM: I believe that's an infamous web quote from days gone by, although less notorious than "all your base belong to us" or Mahir's "I kiss you."
It first showed up on realultimatepower.net somewhere, as far as my research powers can tell.
And Jake... didn't you just admit recently that you actually have a myspace site? :-)
Jake said on 03/23/06 @ 09:19 AM: HAHAHA....That's hilarious, aaron. "OK, over an hour has past and I still haven't thought about killing my parents... I guess LJ isn't athat bad. Oh wait, I just thought about it! Damn you!!!" That's frickin' hilarious!
And yes, Scott, I do have a MySpace profile setup for the sole purpose of making sure my name didn't get taken by some other schmuck.
John said on 03/24/06 @ 01:10 PM: Oh man...I got a good laugh outta that one.
Chelsea said on 03/24/06 @ 01:23 PM: I will never have myspace... it is evil... for naked ten-year-olds...