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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and graphic designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets. This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 6426 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 20903 comments. If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands. |
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Jake Isn't Here Right Now<machine voice>Hi. You've reached utterlyboring.com. The site's editor is currently unavailable to take your call. He was a moron and went to work today, despite being up most of last night coughing and drinking Nyquil. He should've listened to his wife and played hooky. Instead, his head is now full of snot, he's still coughing and sneezing, and doped up on Dayquil. So despite having an inbox full of great links and some funny videos to share, he plans on going home here shortly and going to sleep. If you'd like to leave a message, please do so after the beep. <BEEP!> 1 TrackbackSomething To Kill The Rest Of Your Day from UtterlyBoring.com on 03/22/06 @ 05:18 PM:A stupid little addicting flash animation which I've mirrored here in case the site goes down. And if you're wondering, yes, I still am sick, I'm just trying to clear... (Read More) 9 CommentsBarney said on 03/21/06 @ 08:54 PM:Feel better, Jake! Please? It was a cruddy day in some ways for me and the missus, too. Here's to better days;-) Jase said on 03/21/06 @ 10:11 PM: Somehow fate brought me to this site, so while I am here, I will quickly say that I hope you feel better soon. Best wishes all around to everyone. Mark Turner said on 03/22/06 @ 01:36 AM: Hello Jake? Umm yeah, Its 9:30 am, today was a normal day, we started at the normal time. We need to have a talk about your TPS reports. Cheryl Howard said on 03/22/06 @ 08:13 AM: Jake, Hi its me Cheryl. Go home. No one wants to be around a sick person, except your wife who has likely pledged to be around your sick self for as long as you both shall live. This is one of the rare opportunities where you can croak out "can you hand me the remote to the tv please" and live. Make the most of it. And get well soon! yoleen said on 03/22/06 @ 09:34 AM: go home jake, go home. Neil T. said on 03/22/06 @ 02:25 PM: When you get back Jake, have a look at this. Apparently us none-US people should not be able to see your Yahoo adverts, and if we can you're breaking their T&Cs. Paul said on 03/23/06 @ 08:39 AM: Uhh.. Hi Jake, just checking in. Hope you feel better soon. Say 'hi' to the kids! *click* Jen said on 03/23/06 @ 01:42 PM: Heal thyself ;) Jo-Anne said on 03/25/06 @ 02:05 AM: Hope you feel better soon...yells "NOOoooo it's NOT the flag of NCAA surrender...it's puffs plus eww "snot",can't get more descriptive than that!! slam dunks the kleenex your way.. take care. Post a comment |
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