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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-something-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the communications manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.

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Something To Kill The Rest Of Your Day from UtterlyBoring.com on 03/22/06 @ 05:18 PM:
A stupid little addicting flash animation which I've mirrored here in case the site goes down. And if you're wondering, yes, I still am sick, I'm just trying to clear... (Read More)

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