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<machine voice>Hi. You've reached utterlyboring.com. The site's editor is currently unavailable to take your call. He was a moron and went to work today, despite being up most of last night coughing and drinking Nyquil. He should've listened to his wife and played hooky. Instead, his head is now full of snot, he's still coughing and sneezing, and doped up on Dayquil. So despite having an inbox full of great links and some funny videos to share, he plans on going home here shortly and going to sleep.

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Posted by Jake on 03/21/06 @ 05:00 PM
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9 Comments

Barney said on 03/21/06 @ 08:54 PM:
Feel better, Jake! Please? It was a cruddy day in some ways for me and the missus, too. Here's to better days;-)

Jase said on 03/21/06 @ 10:11 PM:
Somehow fate brought me to this site, so while I am here, I will quickly say that I hope you feel better soon. Best wishes all around to everyone.

Mark Turner said on 03/22/06 @ 01:36 AM:
Hello Jake?

Umm yeah, Its 9:30 am, today was a normal day, we started at the normal time. We need to have a talk about your TPS reports.

Cheryl Howard said on 03/22/06 @ 08:13 AM:
Jake,

Hi its me Cheryl. Go home. No one wants to be around a sick person, except your wife who has likely pledged to be around your sick self for as long as you both shall live. This is one of the rare opportunities where you can croak out "can you hand me the remote to the tv please" and live. Make the most of it. And get well soon!

yoleen said on 03/22/06 @ 09:34 AM:
go home jake, go home.

Neil T. said on 03/22/06 @ 02:25 PM:
When you get back Jake, have a look at this. Apparently us none-US people should not be able to see your Yahoo adverts, and if we can you're breaking their T&Cs.

Paul said on 03/23/06 @ 08:39 AM:
Uhh.. Hi Jake, just checking in. Hope you feel better soon. Say 'hi' to the kids!
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Jen said on 03/23/06 @ 01:42 PM:
Heal thyself ;)

Jo-Anne said on 03/25/06 @ 02:05 AM:
Hope you feel better soon...yells "NOOoooo it's NOT the flag of NCAA surrender...it's puffs plus eww "snot",can't get more descriptive than that!! slam dunks the kleenex your way.. take care.

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