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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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Why I Will Never Own A CatNot only is my wife horribly allergic, but the critter might burn down my house. Posted by Jake on 02/05/06 @ 10:47 AM
Posted in Local, Scary | 3 Comments | Permalink Submit to digg, del.icio.us, reddit, or stumbleupon 3 CommentsRobert said on 02/06/06 @ 08:32 AM:Dogs can do it too! stratboy said on 02/06/06 @ 01:30 PM: Hate to be the voice of sanity...but the cat didn't cause the fire. Unless the cat is the one that cranked up the fireplace then left the screen open. I'm glad the human is OK, and the damage was limited, but you gotta cut the cat some slack on this one. My cat jumped up on a table where some candles where burning. Yep - POOF! We don't leave open flames unattended, so my wife patted the flame out within a millisecond of the initial POOF. No harm done. To sum up: Human brain...relatively large. Cat brain...relatively small. Emzen said on 02/07/06 @ 07:25 AM: I hate cats. Until I'm at the pet store... Post a comment |
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