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The World's Ugliest Sweaters

We were cleaning out one of our homes, and noticed a couple of items that were left in the home. These have to be, by far, the ugliest sweaters I've ever seen:

 
Now, the pictures of these things don't really do them justice (which is no fault of my co-worker who is holding them). Those various painted items you see on the sweaters (the anchor, boat, sea horses, etc...) are all made of wood that's about a half inch thick. There is a small hole in the top of each of the items where thread is run through and then sewn into the sweater, causing the little wood trinkets to flop around like ornaments on a Christmas tree.

I'd like to meet the person who wore those things. Actually, maybe I don't.

Posted by Jake on 01/24/06 @ 10:41 AM
Posted in Funny | 6 Comments | Permalink



6 Comments

wendy said on 01/24/06 @ 11:59 AM:
I've been looking for those everywhere!

Evan said on 01/24/06 @ 12:04 PM:
My wife's grandmother would LOVE those!

pril said on 01/24/06 @ 12:04 PM:
oh yeah those were left behind "by accident". hehehe.

yoleen said on 01/24/06 @ 05:05 PM:
yeah, how convenient to lose stuff on vacation.

Scott said on 01/25/06 @ 07:49 AM:
I think a whale threw up on those sweaters.

Jo-Anne said on 01/25/06 @ 10:48 PM:
:::: sigh ::::: they were once worn as costumes with props from a school play...not so long ago..."Anchors Aweigh" comes to mind... the things we did for school!.. Jake.. nostalgia,sweaters,football.. it's all connected. Don't let them students go without cookies.. bring some to the class and that teacher..and bring the sweaters ( never know when they can be used again for another performance)

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