UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands.
Only a geek will truly appreciate how much of a pain in the butt this probably was, but the finished product -- with it's brushed aluminum and wood grain -- is sweet.
chippy said on 12/06/05 @ 05:20 AM: OMG! We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
Funny, inspiring, way TMI, and captivating all at the same time. I hardly understood most of it but still went to the end. Simply amazing that you saw this thru. A wizard, a true star.
OK, now that you're done with that, would you please build me a full-sized Tempest arcade machine so I can relive my youth? That was truly the best game EVER!