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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets. This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Internet connection provided by Bend BroadBand. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 5255 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 16470 comments. If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands. |
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How To Know Your Girlfriend's Cheating On You With A GeekThere are 11 tell-tale signs, like "Googling your name turns up a domain called www.imdoing(your significant other's name).com." and "You find a pair of pointy ears in the "sex toys" box." Posted by Jake on 11/10/05 @ 05:28 PM
Posted in Funny | 6 Comments | Permalink Submit to digg, del.icio.us, reddit, or stumbleupon 6 CommentsStacy said on 11/10/05 @ 05:30 PM:"All the clocks in the house are synchronized to the correct time." Hey, I do that... I think I'm a geek :-0 Jack K. said on 11/10/05 @ 10:07 PM: ...what's wrong with having all the clocks synchronized to the same time? It's hard...hard work to get all those babies to flip over to the next minute at the exact same moment.... ...no...wait... Val said on 11/12/05 @ 12:14 PM: What? Everyone doesn't sync all their clocks??? Val said on 11/12/05 @ 05:47 PM: Wookiee: as in Star Trek. --But 'Wookie Crumbs'? Someone please explain. Mark said on 11/13/05 @ 12:20 AM: wookie in star trek? I think you mean star wars. Paul said on 11/13/05 @ 04:02 PM: I'm a nerd, honest: I admit it. I'm at the computer nearly all day long (though most of the time I'm mounting video). I don't get half of the jokes, though. The one about syncing your clocks is a good tip, though. I can see two blinking "00:00"s right from where I'm sitting. Post a comment |
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