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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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"Her lawyers say the act was consensual."Sadly, I seriously doubt any man would consent to having his winky glued to his abdomen as well as having his butt cheeks glued together. You know that had to hurt. Thanks Barn for the link. Posted by Jake on 11/08/05 @ 12:12 PM
Posted in Funny | 4 Comments | Permalink Submit to digg, del.icio.us, reddit, or stumbleupon 4 Commentspantasaur said on 11/10/05 @ 09:33 AM:i hate potatoes!!!!!! pantasaur said on 11/10/05 @ 09:34 AM: another comment!!!! miggidy! pantasaur said on 11/10/05 @ 09:34 AM: scat singing section time! shoobadeebopadeeqooooooooooqoqqooqoqoqoqjopewaoisfhiouan bflaz vgr pantasaur said on 11/10/05 @ 09:37 AM: once upon a time there was a chap clack whack nack. the saliva dripping down his cheek aquiesced the sounds of bukkets and cascading limbs in the blood-stained backdrop. the camera pans, showing a dramatic overlook of a newly enveloped princess, her crimson pantomimes encrusted with echoing gelatin. Post a comment |
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