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The Ultimate Alarm Clock

I can almost guarantee you won't sleep through this.

Do you find it hard to get your partner or the kids up in the morning? Well the Sonic Alarm is the perfect solution to your problem.

Getting that grumbling snuffling bulk out from under the duvet in the morning is a challenge you really shouldn't have to bother yourself with. Especially as the thing that emerges is inevitably grumpy and looks like a hung-over swamp monster. Well the Sonic Alarm makes the whole 'getting them out of bed' exercise a very simple, and indeed amusing, operation. Looking like an old-fashioned comedy hand grenade, the Sonic Alarm will wake pretty well anything up. Simply pull the pin, yell an emphatic "fire in the hole" and lob the grenade into the sleeper's room. After ten seconds a very annoying and piercingly loud noise (there are three volume settings) will blast out from the alarm. That's not all however, what makes this especially great is that to stop the alarm the sleeper has to find you so you can put the pin back in. It's stupid, and brilliant, and will be the bane of every over-sleeper on the planet. Parents are going to love this, though the soon to be rudely awoken might not.

Now if it just let off a bacon smell...

Posted by Jake on 10/20/05 @ 12:22 PM
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4 Comments

michaelsean said on 10/20/05 @ 01:55 PM:
That is awesome.

Paul said on 10/21/05 @ 06:32 AM:
Holy crap! I need that!!!

Mark Stokes said on 10/23/05 @ 02:45 AM:
Iwantoneofthose.com is a great site! Sure am glad I don't live at your house though...

Spook said on 12/06/05 @ 04:39 PM:
Where do you get them in the United States? I've only seen them on UK sites.

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