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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 31-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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Know Your GeographyDonald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the president looks up and asks, "Just how many is a brazillion?" Thanks Barn for the joke. Posted by Jake on 09/27/05 @ 10:27 AM
Posted in Funny | 1 Comment | Permalink Submit to digg, del.icio.us, reddit, or stumbleupon 1 CommentScott said on 09/29/05 @ 09:05 AM:I like GW, but that's still really funny. Post a comment |
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