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If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands.
Until somebody had to chime in and ruin it all by saying that the bird wasn't actually trying to help the dying bird, but was trying to have sex with it.
Chef Booyadee said on 09/21/05 @ 09:30 PM: Hmm.... I'm seeing parallels between this and Bush's faked photo ops. They appear touching at first, but the reality is...well...I'll leave the rest to your imagination.
-chef
yoleen said on 09/22/05 @ 08:46 AM: The folks that believe the mushy story watch too many cartoons. I find that Disney brand of anthropomorphism sickeningly sweet. Make me barf.
Scott said on 09/22/05 @ 08:57 AM: That... was really funny. I think if you hadn't given it away in your link, it would have been even funnier. But I suppose we might have been suspicious why you would have even linked to such a cheesy pictorial.
I'm also amazed at how people can make everything political.