UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands.
Josh said on 09/16/05 @ 01:59 AM: 80.99 years. Looks like we'll be old and gray.
Aaron Wormus said on 09/16/05 @ 05:49 AM: Yes, but how many sexual partners do you have in a 12 month period?
Without clicking the "I have aids button" I managed to get it down to 45.80... not too bad, I have a wild 17 years left!
Rick said on 09/16/05 @ 06:25 AM: Life Expectancy: 80.19
Lower Quartile : 72.55
Median Lifetime: 82.67
Upper Quartile : 90.31
Scott said on 09/16/05 @ 07:15 AM: 86.11. That's gotta be wrong though, I've been telling my wife for years that I'm going to die young and she'll have to find a replacement.
JEREMY said on 09/16/05 @ 06:58 PM: I'm gonna live forever. No need to check!
Jason said on 09/18/05 @ 06:16 PM: 84.95! I guess it helps to be shorter than most guys.
Cooper said on 09/18/05 @ 08:37 PM: Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 19.87
Lower Quartile : 19.25
Median Lifetime: 19.60
Upper Quartile : 20.21