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Best Movie Review Ever

Roger Ebert tears "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo" to shreds. Zero stars and "Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks." is always a part of any great review.

Posted by Jake on 08/18/05 @ 11:47 PM
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Aaron Wormus said on 08/19/05 @ 01:48 AM:
I don't doubt that the review is probably funnier than the movie itself... however, Ebert is generally a bit too conservative when it comes to movies which are just stupid (and I enjoy an occasional stupid movie).

mormy73 said on 08/19/05 @ 11:34 AM:
Pulitzer winner Roger Ebert says Schneider's movie sucks but I think Roger Ebert is stupid and wants to show off because most Schneider's movie to date that I've watch are like that...plain humor no story

ap said on 08/20/05 @ 09:04 AM:
Not every movie has to be super-intellectual to be fun, yes.
But for sure the review is hilarious :)

Mark Turner said on 08/20/05 @ 12:18 PM:
I've seen it and it was quite funny.

Josh said on 08/21/05 @ 08:51 PM:
I was just surprised to see Roger Ebert use the words "man-whore."

yoleen said on 08/23/05 @ 09:15 AM:
That review had me roaring. LMAO

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