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The Worst Smell In The World

Note to self: If you ever see one of this big moths flying around the house, make sure you turn off all the halogen torch lamps in the living room. Otherwise, when they'll fly towards the light and when they hit the bulbs of the stupidly hot, burn the hell out of you if you touch them lamps, they go *poof* in a nice little cloud of smoke and stink of rotten, burnt, flesh.

Moths are attracted to our lamps. Moths are dumb, and smell really bad when burned to death. Now excuse me while I go air out our house from the latest victim.

Posted by Jake on 08/15/05 @ 11:12 PM
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