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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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Best Strip Club Marketing Tactic1) Give yourself a clever name resembling a major toy store that has the word for female private parts in it. Posted by Jake on 08/09/05 @ 02:45 PM
Posted in Funny | 8 Comments | Permalink Submit to digg, del.icio.us, reddit, or stumbleupon 8 CommentsOle Blue said on 08/09/05 @ 06:18 PM:hey that is truth in advertising, and I like that! Cindy Coyle said on 08/10/05 @ 04:34 AM: To: Jon Stewart Would you please send a birthday greeting to help Scott Barile welcome in his next century? He's a huge fan! His crazy friends and family have declared Aug. 14-Sept. 14 as "National Scott Barile Birthday Month", culmonating on his 50th birthday, Sept. 14th. I have also contacted our esteemed President Bush (although Scott is a staunch Democrat), but George W. Bush won't send a card unless you are 80 years old or over. So much for "the people's president"! Scott lives at: SCOTT BARILE, 26 W. Middle Tpke., Manchester, CT 06040 Thanks! Cindy Coyle 521 Center St. Apt. 8 Ludlow, MA 01056 cindyc1056@aol.com Neil T. said on 08/10/05 @ 10:22 AM: Congratulations Jake, apparently you're now the presenter of The Daily Show as well as being Eminem! :) Jake said on 08/10/05 @ 10:25 AM: Apparently (rolling eyes)...If you think those comments are totally off-topic, check out the guys who think I can cancel their AOL accounts. Jon's wife said on 08/10/05 @ 12:34 PM: Jon got a bunch of them (from the BK post in June) that finally made me lose my mind yesterday at the sheer stupidity of ppl! If it's obvious that the site is not about whatever content and so not related, why bother leaving comments? It's called, keep searching til you find it. I was called a b*tch for saying "READ" monkeyinabox said on 08/10/05 @ 01:34 PM: Burger King chicken fries are good. ;) Jack K. said on 08/10/05 @ 04:17 PM: ...well, I guess the least you could do would be to send him a nice card...or something... ...after all, you have Jon Stewart's reputation to uphold now... Susan said on 08/10/05 @ 11:29 PM: Jake - could you cancel my aol account? Really, why won't aol let me quit. Since you work for them could you please.................... Post a comment |
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