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Best Strip Club Marketing Tactic

1) Give yourself a clever name resembling a major toy store that has the word for female private parts in it.
2) Get yourself a big sign that includes said word in the copy.
3) Anger the locals to get free press coverage.
4) Get a photo of the aforementioned sign and its various versions posted (with followup grammatical commentary on the plural form of the word) on BoingBoing.
5) Profit!

Posted by Jake on 08/09/05 @ 02:45 PM
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