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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 31-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
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Life Is Too ComplicatedWhich is why we need a new language to simplify things where there are only two verbs (being and biking), one adjective (purple), no adverbs, only one number (seven) and every span of time is one hour. Basically, your mental vocabulary shrinks from 50,000 to 11. There are a few other simple rules as well, but you can take this: "You're a cheating bastard, Joe. I'm leaving you." and make this... "You're a purple stick, Johnson. I'm biking." Posted by Jake on 08/01/05 @ 06:15 PM
Posted in Funny | 1 Comment | Permalink Send to digg, facebook, twitter or reddit 1 Commentpete said on 08/08/05 @ 09:18 AM:this is utterly brilliant a really enjoyable premise and one i'd happily adopt Post a comment |
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