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Stupid Lawsuit For The Week

NASA is now facing (at least for now until it gets tossed out in court) a $500-million dollar lawsuit over last week's comet collision. What's the suit for? Let me just quote the article:

A Russian astrologist who says NASA has altered her horoscope by crashing a spacecraft into a comet is suing the U.S. space agency for damages of $300 million.
NASA deliberately crashed its probe, named Deep Impact, into the Tempel 1 comet to unleash a spray of material formed billions of years ago which scientists hope will shed new light on the composition of the solar system.

"It is obvious that elements of the comet's orbit, and correspondingly the ephemeris, will change after the explosion, which interferes with my astrology work and distorts my horoscope," Izvestia daily quoted astrologist Marina Bai as saying in legal documents submitted before Monday's collision.

Thanks Cheryl for the link.

Posted by Jake on 07/10/05 @ 09:50 PM
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