UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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"...that there was a totally different world through the mirror. The reason why we couldn't get through was because the person the looks exactly like you on the other world does the exact same thing. Whenever you poked the mirror to get to the other world, the other person pokes it too, blocking you from getting through."
Josh Cordell said on 06/20/05 @ 05:21 PM: That's some funny stuff.
wendy said on 06/20/05 @ 07:25 PM: When I was a kid, my dad used to tell me that the "Watch for Falling Rock" signs on the side of the road were put there by an Indian Chief looking for his daugher named Falling Rock. I spent half my summers looking for her. Shhh...I still keep an eye out, but don't tell anyone.