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You've Seen The Paris Hilton Burger Porn

But this video will make not want to eat a burger ever again (make sure you watch the original Paris Hilton video here to really appreciate how disturbing that parody really is). Thanks Barney for the tip.

Posted by Jake on 06/19/05 @ 05:00 PM
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Aaron Wormus said on 06/20/05 @ 03:52 AM:
Pretty funny. Why do americans always refer to anything that is suggestive as Porn?

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