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Corporate Bingo

Ever have trouble staying awake during meetings or seminars? Here's a little game that will keep you busy.

  1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar or conference call, prepare yourself by drawing a square. Most find that 5"x5" is a good size. Divide the card into columns, five across and five down. That will give you 25 one-inch blocks.
  2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:
    • result-driven
    • at the end of the day
    • out of the loop
    • 24/7
    • infrastructure
    • core competencies
    • revisit
    • bottom line
    • best practice
    • strategic fit
    • fast track
    • think outside the box
    • win-win
    • proactive
    • value-added
    • benchmark
    • 110%
    • client focus(ed)
    • paradigm
    • game plan
    • leverage
    • moving forward
  3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
  4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically or diagonally, stand up and shout, "BULLSHIT!"
Thanks Barney for the Joke.

Posted by Jake on 06/16/05 @ 09:39 AM
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