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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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Why Would Anybody Invent This?A computerized electronic thermometer reproduces the sound of continuous crying patterns which never repeat themselves. The machine monitors the resistance of the electricity passing through it and, by measuring the increase and decrease of this resistance, releases a crying sound in a random pattern. While this is happening, the speakers produce additional fluctuations in voltage. This second source of resistance works in concert with the first, creating endless random crying combinations.Link via Raw Feed. Posted by Jake on 06/09/05 @ 03:09 PM
Posted in Weird | 1 Comment | Permalink Submit to digg, del.icio.us, reddit, or stumbleupon 1 Commentvamphile said on 06/09/05 @ 06:19 PM:i'm thinking that it's the perfect contraceptive. put it in your room and you'll remember why you NEVER EVER EVER want babies. Ever. Post a comment |
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