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If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands.
I think, however, I prefer a little more subtle humor than this tie would provide.
I have a tie at home that is actually a very elegant tie with what looks like Chinese (or some other sort of Asian) characters on the front of it. If you flip the tie over on the back side, it shows the translation: Dry Clean Only. Wish I could find that tie online somewhere.