If You Get Lost

My grand-dad always told me that you should always carry a deck of cards with you so that if you get lost, you could start playing solitaire and somebody will always come by and tell you to put the red jack on the black queen. Now I’m going to start carrying a deck of cards and a fiber optic cable with me after seeing this quote on somebody’s signature.

Always carry a short length of fibre-optic cable. If you get lost, then you can drop it on the ground, wait 10 minutes, and ask the backhoe operator how to get back to civilization. –Mike Andrews