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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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If You Get LostMy grand-dad always told me that you should always carry a deck of cards with you so that if you get lost, you could start playing solitaire and somebody will always come by and tell you to put the red jack on the black queen. Now I'm going to start carrying a deck of cards and a fiber optic cable with me after seeing this quote on somebody's signature. Always carry a short length of fibre-optic cable. If you get lost, then you can drop it on the ground, wait 10 minutes, and ask the backhoe operator how to get back to civilization. --Mike Andrews Posted by Jake on 05/04/05 @ 09:45 AM
Posted in Funny | 1 Comment | Permalink Submit to digg, del.icio.us, reddit, or stumbleupon 1 CommentPaul said on 05/04/05 @ 12:21 PM:I actually do carry a deck of cards with me at all times! Two in fact... so I can play poker with a few friends in case we get lost. Post a comment |
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