The Most Entertaining Spam I've Ever Had
I frequently get people e-mailing me jokes and such to post on this site, so when I say a message in my inbox that appeared to be a Blond joke, I didn't think anything of it. Until I read the whole thing.
Here's the full text of the message that was sent my direction (URLs have been removed):
Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown.
I have to say, I could put up with spam if it came with entertaining jokes. However, I'm still not clicking on the link as I think my penis is a fine size, thank you.
A few days later, as she was out driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass.
Admiring the cute wooly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?"
The shepherd, always the gentleman, said, "Sure!"
The blonde thought for a moment and, for no discernible reason, said, "352."
This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed, and exclaimed, "You're right! O.K., I'll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock."
The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked the one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others.
When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, "O.K., now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my dog back?"
First of all, sorry for inconvenience. I have decided to put one of the best jokes to each of my advertising messages. I promise you to choose one of the best jokes each day, hope it would decrease your irritation of my messages.
And, of course, :-) I need to offer you some goods. I always take only the best offers for my audience, usually I test it by myself. 100% quality, low prices, fast delivery. I hope, this joke about the blonde was new and funny for you. Today i want to offer you absolutely new Penis Enlargement Patch.
Click on this link to keep up my beginning of making spam not so boring thing.
Have a nice day.
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