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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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I'm Going Straight To HellSome just sent me a little note that I'm going straight to Hell for laughing at (Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200, etc...). "We all know the Pope was elected in utmost secrecy with the rooms they held the conclave swept for bugs and microphones, special filtering was setup for radio waves and cell phones, etc... . But you want to know the real reason for all the secrecy and privacy? They're in there with a bunch of little boys and they didn't want to get caught." That's just so wrong. But I still laughed. And I was baptized as a baby. I'm going straight to Hell. Posted by Jake on 04/20/05 @ 11:08 AM
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