UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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me said on 04/09/05 @ 02:27 PM: its simple to knock out a bunch of 5 year old kids, as long as they are unarmed. who would really believe that children of such a young age would take notice to any form of coaching or training when they feel they have enough of it at school. i would suggest lining them up, threatening them and then knock each one out individually - "it's fun really..."