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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the service manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets. This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 6463 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 21009 comments. If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands. |
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Sneak This Into Your Wife's PurseA brand new brand of chewing gum from Japan called "Bust Up" is supposed to (all in theory, of course) make women's breasts bigger. So what happens if a man chews it? 5 Commentspat said on 03/21/05 @ 06:22 PM:want me to send you some? Jake said on 03/21/05 @ 08:47 PM: My wife's not much of a gum chewer, but I can see what I can do -- send me some :-) Neil T. said on 03/22/05 @ 07:52 AM: Jake: Maybe you'll get yourself a nice pair of man-boobs... Jake said on 03/22/05 @ 09:13 AM: I'm a tall, skinny little bastard -- I'd look freaky with man boobs. Neil T. said on 03/24/05 @ 12:57 PM: I think any man would look freaky with man-boobs, to be fair... Post a comment |
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