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I'm Just Going To Eat Off My Toilet Seat

Because, as well all know, a toilet seat is cleaner than your keyboard, office phone, etc..., but now studies show that it's cleaner than your car. I've got an '88 Honda Civic for sale if anybody wants it.
Posted by Jake on 03/17/05 @ 10:12 AM
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