UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands.
In the future, make sure that if you decide to work with super glue at the office that you bring something to work that will remove super glue from your fingers because, despite working with a bunch of women, nobody has any nail-polish remover out here.
It's really hard to type with super glue on three of your finger tips. Go figure.
That is all.