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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the service manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
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Sexual Experiment Gone BadThat's going to leave a mark... Raju Shetty's attempt to adopt an inventive method to enhance sexual pleasure landed him on the surgeon's table yesterday.It gets worse -- the metal was too thick, so they couldn't cut it off, so they had to gradually pull the thing off over two hours. And if the guy would've delayed any more getting to the hospital, it would've developed gangrene and they probably would've just cut the thing off. 3 CommentsWyrd said on 03/03/05 @ 01:14 PM:I thought the blood seepage around the "nut" (hahahaha!) was a nice touch. Angie said on 03/03/05 @ 03:23 PM: I about died laughing when I read this earlier. Just what was he thinking?? (oh wait, he wasn't!) LOL Wyrd said on 03/03/05 @ 07:06 PM: well he wasn't thinking with the correct..oh nevermind Post a comment |
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