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Raju Shetty's attempt to adopt an inventive method to enhance sexual pleasure landed him on the surgeon's table yesterday.
Inspired by the fad of body piercing, the Pantnagar (Ghatkopar) resident substituted a ring with a metal nut and pushed it around his penis. Problem was, the metal stayed stubbornly stuck to his organ for over two hours.
It gets worse -- the metal was too thick, so they couldn't cut it off, so they had to gradually pull the thing off over two hours. And if the guy would've delayed any more getting to the hospital, it would've developed gangrene and they probably would've just cut the thing off.