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That's Not Gwen StefaniLast I checked, she looked like this, not like this. But then again, make up can work wonders. Posted by Jake on 02/22/05 @ 08:39 AM
Posted in Funny | 25 Comments | Permalink Submit to digg, del.icio.us, reddit, or stumbleupon 25 CommentsBlue said on 02/22/05 @ 10:01 AM:Those makeup artist are magicians! ;-> Blue Nameless One said on 02/22/05 @ 01:55 PM: My husband will be crushed, and his crush on Gwen will clearly be over once he sees this.... Michelle said on 02/22/05 @ 05:53 PM: If that old man can sing like Gwen, I'd love him just the same. =P Jake said on 02/22/05 @ 10:48 PM: Michelle: I'd be VERY disturbed if he could. zenwanderer said on 02/23/05 @ 02:15 PM: It the eyes. They give it a way. b r i t t y said on 03/08/05 @ 10:54 PM: gwen stefani is sooo beautiful im surprised people are saying she is ugly. she is not just because she isnt wearing make up or has a spot doesnt mean you have to judge her. Like think about you, you are probaly ugly with or without makeup! So letting Gwen Stefani down wont get your any higher. Barbara Bitting said on 04/15/05 @ 07:06 PM: Hey! I think Gwen SteFani is so Hott she is the prettyest Female singer out there. I so wish I could look like her. Her songs are the best. I love her I'm Gwen Stefani's #1 fan Rebecca Macdonald said on 05/10/05 @ 06:10 PM: Dear Gwen Stefani, Your the best singer ive ever heard i love you so so so so so so so so so so much i have all the posters that have come out i have them all pined up on my wall around my room, i have your c.d. one of my faverite songs is bubble poop electrick,Rich Girl and What You Waiting For. You were really good in no doubt but u think your way way better by your self but i still have the no doubt c.d. to well only because of it hving you in it i dont think no doubt will be able to stay the same with a different singer because if they didnt have you in there band then they would go no were they wouldnt be famouse unless you are in it so congradulations for a great singing life my friend loves you aswell she says to me all the time its unfaire that you get all the gwen stefani stuff and some times i teas her but i always get her the thing after for her birthday or just because she my betsest friend well her name is stefani spelt the same way as you spell your last name well im 10 years old i love you and i would love it if you would right back because i love you well bye bye, lots of love because your a great singer from Rebecca and Stefani P.S. i love singing to & when i grow up i want to be just like you.........my dream your the bestest singer ive ever heard in my entire life so thankyou Gwen Stefani Chelsye said on 06/25/05 @ 05:44 PM: Gwen Stefani is so pretty. I think she is a great singer and three of my favorite songs by her are, Rich Girl, Hollaback Girl, and What Are You Waiting For? They are all really good songs. I wish that I could meet Gwen. That would be so cool. Well Gwen you are a really good singer and you are pretty with or without make-up no matter what other people say Bye Love Chelsye Angelica said on 12/16/05 @ 01:24 PM: Hello there Gwen! I love your music my fav. is hollabackgirl!! (and red zone!!) Gwen your pretty with your hair up or straight down! my friends say that you look better in straight hair. I just say that any hair style that Stefani has got to be fashionable!! Gwen your like my number 1# celebrit! p.s tell love, angel, music, and baby that I said Hi. p.s.s If you can can you give me your email and some of your celebrity friends there email so then I can email you and your celebrity friends!!! I love you Gwen your my fav. celebrity!!! YOUR NUMBER 1#!!!!! taliana Katz said on 12/28/05 @ 08:55 AM: Dear: Gwen Stefani I am your #1 fan do you remember me I was one of the two girls who went on stage with you when you performed at Madison squar gardens I am 9 years old and I love your your #1 fan: Taliana andreanne leblanc said on 01/05/06 @ 12:52 PM: hey Gwen you are ssooo cool im like your number one fan you no i went to your concert on december 9 2005 in toronto ( i live there) and it rocked you are number 1# and i got 2 posters of you and a t-shirt and a DVD of no doubt but like i think your the coolest personne in no doubt and i think you are the coolest personne in the hole world and my fav song is hollaback girl, harajuku girls and what you wayting for and im also regestrated on the www.gwenstefani.com syte and now i get messages but i want them to come from you....... PS: im 10 years old and i go to french school!!!!..... andreanne leblanc said on 01/05/06 @ 12:55 PM: hey its me andreanne gwen i think you got my letter ryte back soon!! forshada said on 07/30/06 @ 04:50 PM: ....ooo GWEN STEFANI'S A GUY! and an old guy at that! LINDSAY LOHAN IS ACTUALLY THE VOICE OF GWEN! Nicky said on 08/02/06 @ 12:21 PM: Hey gwen i went to all of your concerts all over the world !!!! i was so glad to meet you i have all of your no Doubt Cds and your Solo Cd Love angel Music baby and i have you Fashion line Clothes and shoes !!!!! I think your pretty Everytime time i c you at a concert or at a Grammy Award or something Congarts on Little Kingston James and hope to get your next Cd!!! bye (L) Nicky4 michelle arnold said on 10/18/06 @ 03:33 AM: hello, my name is michelle and i am very sick! i have been a gwen/no doubt fan since 1990 (i am gwens age) and i want to tell her as my last wish what an inspiration , mentor and idol she has been to me..her music and lamb line makes me happy after my surgeries.(and everyday) maybe i could meet her before or after a concert. (I'm jus t agirl in the world)..can you please help me with this last dream? thanks so much xo michelle GWEN'S #1 Fan said on 06/24/07 @ 02:08 PM: To all of you who say you are Gwen Stefani's #1 fan ....PLEASE!!!! I'm obviously Gwen's #1 fan. I even met Gwen Stefani on May 9th at the sound advice amputheter. I know all of you are like "ya right!", but it's true!!!! I have all of Gwen Stefani's shirts, all of her posters, and even L.A.M.B clothing and $425,$575, bags and $275 "Love"clutch wallet, I also have all the 2003/some 2004, Gwen stefani Lesportsac bags!!! I have been her #1 fan since NODOUBT. And I'm only 12!!!! SHARON said on 07/08/07 @ 12:18 AM: HI, I AM SEARCHING FOR A GWEN STEFANI T SHIRT WITH HER LAYING ON A BLANKET AND IT SAYS DRINK ME. DOES IT EXSIST OR IS MY CRAZY? IT'S A BIRTHDAY GIFT. PLEASE HELP, SHARON Sutton said on 08/03/07 @ 06:26 PM: this is to gwen's #1 fan, theres nothing wrong with telling people that youve met her and u think your her number one fan just dont tell how much uve spent on her purses, thats an insult to some people including my self who cant afford those things. I'm an extremely big gwen and no doubt fan myself and hope that u aren't offended. GWEN'S #1 Fan said on 08/05/07 @ 11:04 AM: Sutton, I under stand you! I just got a carried away. I was not trying to offend anyone or insult you. It's just that some of these people are writing so many things about her you just get so cought up on all this. I apolagize to all of you. And Sutton SORRY I made you feel that way. Thanks for writing. :) GWEN'S #1 Fan said on 08/05/07 @ 11:10 AM: Sutton, P.S I really did not buy any LAMB bags. Like you said they are way to expensive. Do you really think a 12 year old has a LAMB bag!!! sutton said on 08/05/07 @ 03:06 PM: its cool lol well i have one of her old ones i got it on ebay he he .. but im 14 but i guess it doesnt really make a difference im just glad i still get christmas presents, but thats all i got that year! jexxx said on 08/27/07 @ 09:19 PM: I, for one, think gwen stefani is damn ugly. her personality seems very fake, her hair style goes right up ther with donald trump's toupee, and she also seems kinda masculine to me. GRS#1FAN said on 11/03/07 @ 02:13 PM: I AM HER #! FAN! sutton said on 11/06/07 @ 05:25 PM: sure honey, theres like thousands of people who think that Post a comment |
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