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If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands.
Despite trying to make last Super Bowl half-time show less controversial by booking Paul McCartney because he was a safe choice, the FCC was still riddled with complaints -- that the show was too boring.
Neil T. said on 02/14/05 @ 03:22 AM: I was secretly hoping that half-way through McCartney's peformance he'd pull his pants down to reveal 'F**k Censorship' written across his buttocks. Then, at the same time, a load of totally naked strippers run onto the pitch and dance around.
Unfortunately it didn't.
Jake said on 02/14/05 @ 09:20 AM: HAHA...now THAT would've been worth watching -- as long as they blurred out Sir Paul's wrinkly butt ;-)