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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets. This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Internet connection provided by Bend BroadBand. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 5255 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 16470 comments. If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands. |
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He Just Wanted A MovieHe was only 4-years-old, and he managed to drive to the video store. Even though he was unable to reach the accelerator, the boy managed to put the car in gear and the idling engine provided enough power to take him slowly to the store, a quarter-mile from his home, about 1:30 a.m. Friday, Police Chief Doug Heugel said. Finding the store closed, the youngster began a slow trip home.Thanks Cheryl for the link. Posted by Jake on 02/07/05 @ 02:57 PM
Posted in Funny | 4 Comments | Permalink Submit to digg, del.icio.us, reddit, or stumbleupon 4 CommentsAlexa said on 02/07/05 @ 08:14 PM:Attention parents, please keep your keys out of the reach of curious children. Val said on 02/08/05 @ 12:13 AM: I'd love to have a kid that smart! Kris said on 02/08/05 @ 04:40 AM: I believe that we can all tell who the smarter of the two were! Chief Heugel said on 02/09/05 @ 04:08 PM: We are lucky no one was injured Post a comment |
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