UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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shannon said on 01/26/05 @ 10:37 AM: that is just sick.
Wyrd said on 01/26/05 @ 11:47 AM: I'm gonna have nightmares just thinkin about it.
Maud said on 01/26/05 @ 12:40 PM: Attack of the Crazy Lady Who Collects the Ponies is a better title.
Amasto said on 01/26/05 @ 03:05 PM: I think the scariest aspect is her enthusiasm.....I never want to hear the phrase "Have a great pony day!" ever again. Someone hold me.
Nameless One said on 01/26/05 @ 07:23 PM: Euwwww. V. scary. Must make sure our 5 yo never sees this....
Self-Me-Yes Me-lol said on 01/30/05 @ 06:34 AM: Ouch!! Ok, I am a bit obsessed-lol But, who is laughing--all the way to the bank... We are not "Wall Strret" people but, These toys are a great investment!! One of the Ponies sells for over $800-tell Barbie or Hot Wheels to top that. When our daughter needs a car, goes to College, or just wants money--we can sell the Collection. Well comment on-we love the attention-LOL....bye!
Meghan said on 07/13/05 @ 03:58 AM: wow!!! i think it's really amazing that you have such a unique hobby in collecting my little ponies. in fact i'm going to write a media project about it for uni! thanks for the story!
is there any money in collecting old smurf memorabilia? I would like to be just like you! (...only with smurfs).
i was just wondering, though, whether your daughter finds it at all embarassing, that her parents are harbouring this flagrant collection of brightly coloured horses....? not to worry you, but i simply need some information about your social life for my paper. its not a national thing, i just do it for fun.
thankyou for everything, i will be forever grateful, love from your number one fan, Meghan