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Jack K. said on 01/26/05 @ 01:57 PM: ...hmm...maybe that explains why my family doctor when I was a teenager, Dr. Holopeter, chose to go into family practice instead...
...yes, that really was his name...
oooh-wee! said on 01/26/05 @ 07:26 PM: Go see Dr. Dick Chopp on Jollyville Road?
Um.....no thanks!!
rak said on 09/25/05 @ 05:29 AM: hi
i have a problem in my penis
my penis is uncircumcised
their is a white layer which is being formed below the
foreskin of the penis and on the top and bottom of the
penis.when i removed this white layer i felt some
pain.after a few days when i saw my penis the white
layer is being formed again and i am removing it
frequently.my penis is very sensitive bcoz when i
touch the head of my penis i feel pain so i went to a
doctor and he said it is normal and he gave me
xylocaline and said that ur penis is sensitive so use
this jelly.i applied it but their is no result.is
their any remedy to cure this plz help me.give me some
treatment
DickDoc said on 08/08/06 @ 08:03 PM: You should see a urologist - not normal. Could be balanitis xerotica obliterans, which is an inflammatory condition often treated with a steroid cream, or could even be penile cancer.