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Why Have Fresh Underwear On?

You can use it to attract rescue helicopters.

So momma was right...

Posted by Jake on 01/12/05 @ 04:52 PM
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Important Safety Tip: Always Have Clean Underwear. And a Duck. from DRT on 01/12/05 @ 09:00 PM:
We were going to make fun of him for not simply removing his camoflage. But we can't. By doing it his way, he not only got to eat raw duck titties (carrying matches is for pussies), but he also got to wave a firearm at cops while dressed in hunt... (Read More)

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