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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 31-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets. This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 5817 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 19354 comments. If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands. |
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The Death Of Christmas is ComingWhy, you say? Because Jerry Fallwell says so. I'm starting to agree with him, though, despite Fallwell being a raging lunatic. Why? Christmas tree accidents are all too common, 30 Santas got in an ugly fight, another Santa beat up a 74-year-old woman with a 2-by-4, Planned Parenthood sells holiday cards, fruitcake is still a popular gift, and Christmas parties are bad for your health. Happy Holidays, everyone. I'll be locking myself in my house now to avoid holiday trouble and to especially avoid Jerry Fallwell. Thanks everybody for the links. Posted by Jake on 12/13/04 @ 10:27 PM
Posted in Scary | 1 Comment | Permalink Send to digg, facebook, twitter or reddit 1 Commentjeanne said on 12/08/05 @ 10:34 AM:christmas is going to die soon, because of all thorghs damm atheists. Post a comment |
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