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Another Local Moron Crook

It's amazing to me that people could really, truly, be this dumb:

A transient dressed in black was spotted by neighbors pushing a wheelbarrow full of loot from a home in the Old Town neighborhood. He abandoned the goods a block away -- along with clothes, his wallet (with ID), a handgun and his pickup truck -- then ran from police, only to stop and call 911 to report his pickup and wallet were stolen, officers said.
So he runs away, calls police about his stolen truck, and waits for police so he can help them fill out a stolen vehicle report. The police had long since found the guy's wallet and ID, and the arrest was pretty quick after they showed up for the call. Idiot.

Posted by Jake on 12/02/04 @ 02:39 PM
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