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I Smell A Darwin Award

This man should get nominated.

A Washington state man who placed a lava lamp on a hot stove died when the lamp exploded and a glass shard pierced his heart, police said on Tuesday.
(He) was probably standing in front of the lamp when it exploded, then stumbled into his bedroom and died, (the police spokesman) said, citing a medical examiner's report.

Posted by Jake on 12/01/04 @ 03:37 PM
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