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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and graphic designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets. This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 6427 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 20903 comments. If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands. |
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Random Thought For The DayThere is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. Thanks Barney for that. 7 CommentsBarney said on 11/22/04 @ 07:39 PM:Hmm, thanking me for all those perky breasts and big erections? Errr... you're welcome?;-) Jesse Thompson said on 11/22/04 @ 10:25 PM: So.... you're saying the crime wave of this century will be tricking the elderly into doing porn? Jake said on 11/23/04 @ 09:27 AM: <shiver>I don't want to think about that, Jesse, thank you very much.... tj said on 05/23/05 @ 03:16 PM: the cat in the hat has v.d. asedlak said on 02/07/08 @ 05:35 AM: and blueberrys grow in the dark clc9783 said on 03/30/09 @ 08:45 AM: this is classic! RawR said on 03/14/10 @ 10:38 PM: LMFAO WIN!! Post a comment |
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