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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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Cooking With SemenI can't believe there's a web site dedicated to this culinary "art.". Sick and wrong. Posted by Jake on 11/18/04 @ 04:24 PM
Posted in Sick | 13 Comments | Permalink Submit to digg, del.icio.us, reddit, or stumbleupon 13 Commentsyoleen said on 11/19/04 @ 08:49 AM:yuck! I went to the link but couldn't bring myself to open the discussions. I did, however, fwd the link to a sick bastard that I know, and I'm sure he'll tell me ALL about it. Cute logo. Jon said on 11/20/04 @ 12:15 AM: I'm afraid to even look. That's just vile... Emz said on 11/23/04 @ 05:57 AM: one simple word...urghhhh! what is the world coming to eh?! Jena said on 12/12/04 @ 12:04 AM: It's weird definitely but consider going down on and a guy and swallowing. You're still consuming his cum. me said on 01/07/05 @ 02:23 PM: hey, they were yummy sebcox said on 02/11/05 @ 08:54 AM: as that website is no longer in operation i have started another. have you any reciepes? Luis A. said on 03/04/05 @ 08:55 AM: drink my cum. jim kramer said on 05/06/07 @ 12:58 PM: Ohhhhhh... I just came Skinnyspermeater said on 07/11/07 @ 11:20 PM: I love to eat sperm ! Yummy ! Give me a hot bukkake session anytime ! Love Sperm said on 10/24/07 @ 09:20 PM: I used to waste my sperm away. But now my sperm is very tasty. & I love my sperm mmmmmmm! Its nice & creamy yummy! I just tasted my own sperm mmmm! very yummy! I love it mm good! Love Sperm said on 10/24/07 @ 09:24 PM: Sperm is very healthy & I love my sperm mmmmm! dvga said on 01/05/08 @ 11:08 AM: What's sick is those who'll stick their members inside a female. How do you get the smell 'of a good woman' off your wanker? I'll stick to self gratification. Semen is my own, not from someone else - you people who are 'sexually active' remember one thing: YOU are the ones spreading disease! Not those of us who partake in self pleasuring! Yo Mama. said on 04/21/08 @ 06:35 AM: Basically, it contains proteins and other essential nutrition. Look it up. Try spreading it over toast. Post a comment |
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