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The Cause of Train Derailments
A little over a week ago, a train derailed near Chemult. It wasn't major news as it was in a remote area, nobody was hurt, and very little was spilled (just some lumber). But Barney had somebody e-mail him with their odd-ball theory as to why the train derailed. It's a bit whacky (and long) so read on for more (and I'm posting this exactly as it was sent, so typos and errors and such were part of the message).
My name is William Pollifrone My address is 71 Oak Mills Crossing West
Henrietta, NY 14586. I think I know whats causing your train derailments and
railway crossing accidents. What I'am about to tell you might sound
unbelivable but I will try to explain these accidents Every 3657 years the
10th planet enters our Solar System and causes magnetic distrubances for all
our planets including earth. The Earth is made of Tectonic Plates like a
puzzle. these plates our now under stress becuse of planet X (Nibiru) One of
34 names. Nabiru is a Sumarian name. Means planet of passing. Planet X
orbits two Suns, ours and a dead star 50 Billion miles away. Some people
think this incomming planet might even cause a 90 degree pole shift. Anyway
I think the land masses are stretching in some places causing the
derailments and railrod crossing accidents. There is a Government cover-up
of this incoming planet and the news media is quiet to. They are afraid of
panic. There is a web site called WWW. zetatalk.com that explains all this
in detail. I Know this sounds fantastic but check it out . CSX is not the
only one having derailments.
I have been studying Planet X for 3 years now I know almost everything about
it. It orbits two suns every 3657 years, ours and a dead star 50 billion
miles away. It is crossing the Eliptic right now. It is hard to see because
it's coming in from our blind side (sun side) it's also in the red spectrum.
You need a #10 welders lens to see it at either sun rise or sun set is the
best time to see it. I can't get a specific date from anybody when it will
cross our skys. Everybody including government and the news media has a
tight lip about it. There seems to be a government cover-up and the news
media not talking about it pro or con. WHY?
Are they afraid of panic? I know it will come from the South to the North
when it comes. It will act like two magnets. PLanet Xes north pole will pull
over Earth's south pole thus you have a approx. 90 degree pole shift. They
say Earth's rotation will stop first for about six days and then comes the
Thers no contest here Planet X wins. Planet Xes diameter is about 50,000
miles it's circumference + - 78,0000 miles arround. It has a tail five
million miles long filled with moons, rocks and red dust. It's closest
approch is 14 million miles from Earth. It's FOUR times the size of Earth.
Mass 23 times!
History records many names for Planet X. The Sumerian's called it the 12th
planet or Nibiru (translates into; planet of passing). The Babylonians and
Mesopotamians called it Marduk, The King of The Heavens and The Great
Heavenly Body. The ancient Hebrews referred to it as the Winged Globe
because of its long orbit high among the stars. The Greeks called it
Nemesis. (Its most telling name) Prophets have named it The Blue Star, The
Red Star, The Fiery Messenger, The Destroyer and The Comet of Doom among
others. No matter what the name used, it's the same object that has the same
effects before and during its passage of earth. The Sumerians also had a
name for it's approximate 3600-year orbit (A Shar). The ancient Hindu
astronomers named Treta Yuga (3600 years) and the destruction it causes Kali
Yuga. The Incas called planet X Hercolubus. As planet Earth goes threw the
tail of this planet it will hail brimstone just like the time of moses (The
Exodus) when Planet X came last time about 1654 BC.
WE OUR IN FOR EARTH CHANGES!!
Did Planet X cause the Great Flood on one of its passages??
Did it cause Atlantis to sink??
Is it causing our weird weather patterns now??
Will it cause a POLE SHIFT that would melt the poles??
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