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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the service manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
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Think About The KittensWhen you're voting on Tuesday, remember to think about the kittens:  Sent to me by a friend of mine, though it looks like a Fark photoshop content entry. If somebody knows the original thread, let me know so I can link to it and give the author credit. 5 CommentsBrad said on 10/31/04 @ 07:15 PM:About two years ago that pic was going around with the caption "Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten" Jake said on 10/31/04 @ 10:11 PM: Exactly, that's why I figured the recreation was a Fark-remake (as I think that masturbation thing was something that was started there). TheDren said on 11/01/04 @ 05:10 AM: It is from the XXX Church, saw them on "Unscrewed With Martin Sargent" one night/day. (Thanks Tivo) http://xxxchurch.com/ John said on 11/01/04 @ 09:09 AM: Maybe God's doing us a favor. Remember, if that kitten were big enough to eat you, he would. TheDren said on 11/03/04 @ 07:02 AM: We have a cat and two dogs, and sometimes, when they think I don't seem them looking, I can see them thinking.... "Hmmm... just as soon as he is dead, we're going to eat his eyeballs..." Post a comment |
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