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Dopes Throw Out Dope

If you're going to dispose of garbage, there are some things you shouldn't do:

  1. By no means should you leave the garbage on somebody else's lawn.
  2. By no means should you include your old bills and mail that has you name and addresses on there.
  3. By no means should you put your marijuana remnants in there.
But see, people aren't that smart. Like these local potheads who not only did all of the above, but actually came by to pick up the garbage after the homeowner, finding their names in the trash, called them to have them come get it. The homeowner also called the police, who were waiting there for the dopes. After a search of the moron's home, they found about 8.5 pounds of marijuana, more than $17,000 in cash and several firearms.

Posted by Jake on 10/21/04 @ 09:28 AM
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