UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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TGI Fridays has an Atkins-friendly menu in their restruants. The folks at Cockeyed decided they needed to replace the Atkins menus in the restruants with ones of their own. Since they were just pieces of paper behind plastic sleaves, it was not only possible, but very entertaining. They made description changes (Buffalo Wings now says "Buffalo wings with bleu cheese dressing and celery sticks. So delicious, you'll want to throw up and eat it again."). They even took product pictures as well for the new products they created, including products as the Bacon Churner (bacon-topped sticks of butter). They even had a disclaimer that some of their products contained animal blood. Then they sent the menus all around the country, and had some fun. Read all about it here.