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If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands.
(I can only imagine the search referrals I'm going to get from this one.) Some Mac heads with far too much time, energy, and libido on their hands have created a very extensive Apple-inspired softcore porn library. Link via BB.
And this is obviously NSFW. Sorry I didn't make that clear, Neil.
Neil T. said on 10/14/04 @ 02:53 PM: That's... bizarre. You might want to say that the link was NSFW - when you said 'softcore' I was expecting something a little, errr, softer than that.
Jake said on 10/14/04 @ 04:09 PM: Sorry, Neil. I guess that I should've assumed that softcore porn mean it wasn't safe for work. My mistake -- post edited :)
Jesse Thompson said on 10/17/04 @ 01:27 AM: Now, Neil, I had to think for awhile to figure out what N.S.F.W. meant. How long did it take you to figure out what P.O.R.N. meant? ;)
Jack of All Trades said on 10/18/04 @ 06:16 AM: Hahahahahhaa @ what Neil said!